7 Hills Cleaners Custom Tailoring

7 Hills Dry Cleaning service strives to bring citizens of the greater Las Vegas area with the very best in quality dry cleaning, custom tailoring, clothing repair/maintenance, and overall laundry expertise. Our customers entrust the most prized, fragile, and expensive articles of clothing in their collections to our care. We view this responsibility as a privilege and an opportunity to offer the paramount value in punctuality, consistency, and customer service.

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Christmas Reflections

The thing that really bothers me is that so many of my secular friends can’t understand that this holiday is so much better than they even realize. They can’t really grasp the depth of meaning and existential effect that it has on me. So perhaps, if so inclined, they can follow this rambling attempt at explanation.

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UFC on FOX 5: Rundown&Fight Predictions

Benson Henderson and Nate Diaz is a fantastic matchup between two of the 155 lbs division’s premiere talents. Nate the younger of the two brawling brothers has earned his opportunity at UFC gold before his brother, which is pretty somewhat surprising when you think about it. Considering Nick was edged out in a very close number 1 contender spot by Carlos Condit. However, that’s another topic for another day. Nate is in the news now, and he’s got a good shot at taking out a very game Benson Henderson.

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Email Sales Letter

What you need is a new kind of content, something rich in detail that grabs attention and peaks your client’s interest. You want a proven effective technique of getting them into your door, so that you can do what you love most: sell property.

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Direct Mail Sales Letter

Never before has the future of the medical profession seemed so uncertain. Affordable Care Act regulations are looming. Medical professionals are wondering what the future holds in store. Once stable financial ground has suddenly become an economic fault line. Being a doctor just isn't as profitable as it used to be...

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Cecil F***ing Peoples

I assert that Cecil Peoples is a homosexual with little to no regard for, knowledge of, or aptitude in mixed martial arts.

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Dae Han Martial Arts

I wrote most of the copy for the martial arts school I attend. Here is a link to their website: http://daehan.us/

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Ignorant Eyes

“To what end?” You might ask with your ignorant eyes. “To the only end that matters.” comes my smug repugnant reply. An end that doesn't end, but goes onward and upward, deeper into a center of infinite minutiae; where nothing is yet known but is only assumed, because there is never any certainty, any fool claiming otherwise knows only how to deceive and relieve the burden of the common believer, clinging to this reprieve from critical thought that is only gained through such hard fought battles as to be considered precious.

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UFC 153 was EPIC

UFC  153 was EPIC. From start to finish there wasn’t a single bad fight. Even Jon Fitch delivered. Hell, he got fight of the night! Who saw that coming? I figured he would awkwardly hump his way to a decision victory as usual. Instead I’m treated to a highly technical, back and forth, grappling/ground &pound expo. He even survived a really bad spot to take...

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The Ambivalent Candy Bar Skank

I’m low on sodium, but overflowing with salt, a tad bit fattening, but it’s your own fault. Sweetness untempered with activity: a little chub makes, so sorry to say it, but them’s are the breaks. Tangy and lurid, crisp and sharp, runny like fingers on strings of a harp. I melt in your mouth but not in your hand, yet I’ll slip through those fingers, grainy like sand.

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The Curious Case of Stephan Bonnar

Who doesn’t love Stephan Bonnar? Seriously, if you’re rooting for Anderson Silva this Saturday you’re either Brazilian or an asshole. The American Psycho has had a pretty storied career, taking on names like Jon Jones, Rashad Evans, Mark Coleman, Lyoto Machida, Krzysztof Soszynski, and let us not forget: Forest Griffin… twice. Now he’s adding the greatest of all time to that list. The Spider is looking to wrap the Psycho in a web of superior skill and drain the rest of his career’s lifeblood in a 3 round main event at UFC 153. It’s been marketed as the Rocky story of the year.

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Fighter Profile: Stefan Struve

Stefan Struve, what an interesting, frustrating, intriguing, fascinating, irritating, and phenomenally talented fighter. He’s got great stand-up that he refuses to fully utilize, incredible submissions which are his most valuable asset to date, and guts for miles. I keep thinking he’s young, and yet I can’t shake the feeling the guy’s got a definite ceiling. If he could get his stand-up to the point where he’s actually bringing his reach into play, then I would say the sky’s the limit for this kid. And hell, he’s already scraping it. Ba Dum Tiss.

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